“After two of those babies, the dullest, most by-the-book Vogon will be up on the bar in stilettos, yodeling mountain shanties and swearing he’s the king of the Gray Binding Fiefdoms of Saxaquine”
—On the drink’s effect
The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is an alcoholic beverage invented by ex-President of the Universe Zaphod Beeblebrox, considered by the Guide to be the “Best Drink in Existence. Its effects are similar to “having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick”.
Beeblebrox advised that you should “never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia”. However, Ford Prefect ignored this advice and consumed three Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters while at Milliways.
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